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New Orleans To New York: Fighting Blighted Properties


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When critics blasted the slow rebuilding of New Orleans, Ray Nagin shocked the world when he answered that all New York had to show for its recovery was a “hole in the ground” where the Twin Towers used to be. 

            Outrage flowed from all corners; yet ironically, Research Fellows at the conservative think tank the Manhattan Institute essentially argued that the Mayor was correct.

            While New York City’s government-led, centrally planned 1776 ft Freedom Tower remains uncommenced, neighborhood initiative matched with a distinct lack of central planning has allowed New Orleans to recover faster than the Big Apple--and in far more innovative ways.

            As Nicole Gelinas wrote in the Institute’s magazine City Journal, “In one crucial way, New Orleans’s modern history of weak, ineffectual government helped it recover after Katrina. Though the [Bring New Orleans Back Commission] luminaries drew up their [government led] plan swiftly, nobody had the political will, knowledge, or resources to enforce it. Property owners could show what they thought of the plan—and of various other utopian schemes bandied about by the nation’s architectural giants—by ignoring them.”

            “This approach—or better, lack of one—differs markedly from the reaction to the nation’s other recent large-scale disaster, the 9/11 terrorist attacks. In New York, the state government, which had a long history of centrally planning huge projects, quickly monopolized control over rebuilding. Ground Zero, unfortunately, seemed the perfect opportunity for such a project. After all, the World Trade Center had been built as a government scheme 30 years before the attacks, and the towers’ single leaseholder, real-estate investor Larry Silverstein, sweated under immense political pressure to cooperate with the government in its ambitious reconstruction plans. Six and a half years later, Ground Zero is still an early-stage construction site. Worse, what’s eventually built there could be a white elephant.”

            From Brad Pitt’s Make It Right “green construction” and Habitat for Humanity’s efforts to reconstitute the Ninth Ward with affordable homeownership to the Preservation Resource Center’s Katrina Cottage “kits” or homes that blend in with the historic appearance of devastated neighborhoods--and are still financially reasonable at $70/sq ft--to residents of Broadmoor & Lakeview taking responsibility for their own recovery at the neighborhood level, Gelinas outlined how New Orleans is bouncing back in ways that could teach much to the city’s critics around the nation. 

            The Manhattan Institute Senior Fellow did, however, credit one local government program in Crescent City.  She cited the Lot Next Door Initiative as effectively helping fight the much feared “jack-o-lantern” effect specifically because it works on the grassroots level.  The city ordinance allows homeowners that have already rebuilt to purchase adjoining properties to their houses at cut rate prices. 

            Neighbors can buy these contiguous properties--acquired by the city under the Road Home program--for a percentage of the pre-storm values.  Mostly, they are already empty lots, and homeowners can opt for larger yards, expanding their properties on the sides, or behind, their repaired home.

            With the city’s population already a 150,000 fewer than before the storm even by the most optimistic estimates, Gelinas, a urban planning reporter, explained that the Lot Next Door “could mean the difference between blighted and bucolic for neighborhoods that may become less dense“.  

            Reducing the city’s footprint--not by government mandated greenspace, but by allowing the homeowners who decided to return and reinvest in their houses to purchase surrounding lots and convert them into expanded backyards--fights blight.

            A formally urban street may now have just have three or four houses on it, yet where the grass is cut and the yards are maintained, it is still a viable neighborhood, all be it more rural in feel than the pre-storm urban density the residents once knew.

             The Lot Next Door Initiative is a key element to recovery of New Orleans.  Unfortunately, its price tag is too high for the many homeowners.

            While the program is reshaping many neighborhoods, Lot Next Door’s effect in the most devastated portions of the city, in New Orleans East and the Lower Ninth Ward, is limited.  Many homeowners cannot afford the usual $10,000 price tag of purchasing the adjoining properties.

            Having nearly bankrupted themselves on contractors to restore their homes, most New Orleanians are leveraged to max.  They may wish to spend ten or twenty thousand to expand their back and side yards, but no equity remains in their homes after the repairs to finance such acquisitions.

            In neighborhoods with high rates of return and ascending property values, these empty lots will be purchased in time and reoccupied, but in less dense, poorer areas, the city faces the danger of “jack-o-lantern” urban waste lands when there are viable homeowners ready to maintain the empty properties if given a chance.  

            The Mayor, City Council, and the agency which controls the purchased Road Home properties, have a simple choice. 

            As the third anniversary of Katrina approaches next Friday, the Editorial Board of The Louisiana Weekly has recommended that in neighborhoods with less than 50% reoccupation, the Lot Next Door Initiative should suspend any fair market costs--and allow any homeowner who maintains and improves his adjoining properties to receive title to them free of charge. 

            Call it homesteading for the 21st Century. 

            Cut the lawns, and keep the land clean for three years, and you will own that property.

            Of course, the program would be limited, as it is currently, to properties either acquired under the Road Home program or that had previously come under the ownership of the city.   No one would lose a lot he or she already owned and planned upon which to rebuild. 

            In fact, this homesteading program would provide a financial incentive for people to rebuild and return to the most devastated areas, primarily in the Lower Ninth Ward and New Orleans East.  Those that have currently not reconstructed their houses, out of anxiety that their former neighborhoods would be grounds of blight for years to come, would now see that if they now rebuilt, they too could gain title to the properties around their current land.

            Old fashioned entrepreneurialism would solve much of the problem of blight as people saw the Lower Nine or the East as potential half acre lots rather than crumbling suburban aftermath.

            Homeowners would have to not only cut the lawns and maintain the adjoining properties, but in cases where houses still stand on the land, either tear them down or fix up the exteriors.  (In practical terms though, in the most devastated neighborhoods, these houses have been demolished already, except where historical considerations apply.  The rules are obviously different in 100 year old protected areas.)

            Critics of this homesteading concept argue that the city would lose revenue by giving away the land rather than selling it, but these individuals forget that the city assumes massive maintenance costs as long as the properties remain on the books.  Moreover, they ignore the fact that long term, the homeowners who acquire the land would have to pay property tax on the lots as the aggregate market value of their larger homesteads increase.

            These homeowners will not complain.  Who has a problem paying a bit more in tax long term if you received a quarter acre homestead for the price of cutting the lawn?

            Plus, this expanded Lot Next Door program would solve the impending problem of aging suburbs becoming blighted through depopulation.  As the general population grows older, fewer houses are needed, and many suburbs around the nation threaten to morph into ghost towns, abandoned streets where children once played. 

            If New Orleans, and its surrounding parishes, sets into law now the precedent that homeowners can redevelop neighboring blighted property for merely the price of maintenance, the metro area would take major step in fighting the depopulation of the suburbs that is already plaguing parts of California and other states.

            Meanwhile, on those rare square blocks where no one has cared to return and all have sold their properties to the Road Home, the city should convert those lands into public parks.  While the NORD budget is definitely overextended, FEMA grants exist to dirt and sod publicly owned land. 

            In the short term, simply make those few square blocks where no one cares to return into green fields that the surrounding homes can use, further converting them over time into expanded playgrounds for children as funds become available.

            Neighborhoods, after all, are places where children play, and having more land, either privately or publicly, means those neighborhoods would live again.

by Christopher Tidmore, a contributing writer for Bayoubuzz and a staff writer for the Louisiana Weekly.  This article first appeared in the Louisiana Weekly.





 












 

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It may not be good to put the property in the hands of City Government, but it has already been done........ You can try to whitewash this situation any way you care to..... It is simply a proposed scheme to shuffle land around at taxpayer expense in order to enrichen the few, under the guise of goody-good-good-hood intentions while perhaps a couple of 'common' folks get a winning lottery number too.... You bring up the farmers in the 19th century? Well, it was also legal to kill Indians and steal their land in the 18th century.... And these modern land speculators aren't exactly farmers now are they????? Pre Katrina valuation +35% to cover taxpayer investment into these 'abandoned and cleared lots', no FEMA grants to landscape, and FOR GOD #%#$ SURE, no 'free land' because someone mows the lawn for three years.... In fact, it would seem to me that in the spirit of community concern, a person should take upon itself to mow the lawn next door if no one else is going to do it.... It's the least that person can do after all the aid it received to restore after Katrina....... And upon sale of the property by the City, the funds are returned to the Federal Treasury where they belong.......
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It must be added that the Federal Government does not currently have title to this land. It is owned by the City of New Orleans, transfered earlier this year from the state. No money would revert to the Federal Government if the property was sold.
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This program is akin to the Homestead programs in the American West in the 19 Century. Farmers, work the land for five years, and you will own it. In New Orleans, we have more properties than can be sold in nearly abandoned neighborhoods. What the article advocates is using property owners in those neighborhoods, who have spent thousands of dollars to rehab their homes, as the means to recover the majority of the remainder of the neighborhoods....This is not a government giveaway program, but a way for the middle class to increase the values of their homes (which have taken a nosedive post-Katrina because of the destruction around them) and use their entrepeneurial spirit to clean and maintain the land around their homes....It is a financial incentive plan...IF a homeowner maintains the property around his house FOR THREE YEARS>>, he gains title to it....There are not exactly developers rushing in to repair these neighborhoods, so I ask you, what would be your recommendation? This way the homeowners around the properties have a motivation to repair and restore...When you own something, you tend to take better care of it than when the government owns it...And, it is never a good idea to put nearly a third of the properties in Orleans Parish in the hands of the City Government.
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Oh, I see, for a second there I thought you had hit your head or something. And yes, if folks want to purchase the property I see that as fine, but the money reverts back to the coffers of the U.S. Government.... They are not to be 'given' the property for mowing lawns, FEMA shouldn't give 'grant' money to landscape it, and no one in the State of Louisiana should be allowed to 'suck on' this benefit and personally enrichen theirselves..... And land values should be appraised at pre Katrina valuation, with an additional 35% valuation added on....... This isn't the opening of the Oklahoma Territory....... Where a person can just run in with a covered wagon and 'stake' a claim..... The U.S. Taxpayer purchased that property, and now the U.S. Taxpayer ownes that property.......... And in light of the siginificant aid and sponsorship the U.S. is extending to New Orleans, the City of New Orleans can damn well pitch in and cut a few lawns for the U.S. Citizens in order to show some appreciation...... Or do without future aid......... Including Cat 5 Hurricane levee protection.... Those things cost big bucks, so New Orleans should show some respect and a little bit of gratefulness......
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I wasn't actually commenting on the story - the story prompted me to ramble about the state of the neighborhoods surrounding the area I live in. I do think the idea of allowing homeowners to purchase neglected property next to theirs is a good deal. Of course any program can be skewed to benefit the "connected" and can waste tax dollars - BUT HEY! - we're talking about our "public servants" here - that's their job.
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And I am sure that everyone that sent money that lives in Montana, New York, Texas, etc. etc., etc. to help remedy the sad or sorry state of affairs in New Orleans sure didn't send money so that little Chrissy Tidmore types can get free land just for mowing a lawn,,, Nor are they sending 50 million plus per year for CWPPRA projects that amount to nothing more than playing around in the mud, or pumping sand to make real estate property out of the marshes for the select few.... Give me a break KPF........................... Because that is what this story is all about.... Some shysters scooping up taxpayer dollars, giving nothing back in return, and turning a profit on it........ At the expense of more than just the taxpayers..... This is worse than digging up corpses in the graveyard in order to harvest body parts for sale....
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I am fortunate to live on high ground in Gentilly where the homes did not flood. Traveling a few blocks north or south finds me in neighborhoods where the homeowners were not as fortunate. The homes I see there fall into four catagories: 1) rebuilt, 2) being rebuilt, 3) gutted but otherwise no sign of activity, 4) a jungle where there may be a structure within. The # 4 situation (the jungle) needs to be bulldozed. I am glad N.O. allows those residents who are rebuilding to still have trailers and I think they should do so as long as these homweowners are making an effort to repair their damaged properties. There are some very hard working people quitely trying to get their homes back to where they can move into it. They may not make a lot of noise or make the news but they are out there and their efforts will make a difference over time.
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You know what would be a good idea Mikel Mikel Emo?????? Instead of sitting around and daydreaming of ways to screw the U.S. Taxpayer, AND the poor people that lost EVERYTHING they owned, including loved ones in some instances, is if you were to advocate a prudent mindset and come up with a WWW.STRONGCONCRETE.COM type of solution that would halt coastal erosion, lower costs, provide jobs, heightened security and storm protection and lower costs of taxes to folks instead.......
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Now here's a sign a homeless person can strap around it's next as it sits on a freeway offramp..... WILL MOW GRASS FOR FREE LAND....... hA-hahA-Ha-haha!!!!!!!
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Hey Mikel Mikel Emo...... HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!! You opportunist putz.....
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Psssssttt,,, Hey Emo boy, You must be one of those Christopher Tidmore "Feed for free at the pig trough at the taxpayers expense" groupies...... THINK ABOUT THIS!!!There is plenty of land in upper Montana available!! You could mow grass for land up there too!!!!! This plan would, in theory, produce a modern day land rush that would promote growth, not just construction. Think about it, the volume of new inhabitants would not only be buying construction materials, but everything it takes to live modern life. They will start businesses employing residence, increase city revenue with tax money, and invest in countless other opportunities that are present in Montana. This is just the outline of a good idea, there is much more that needs to be addressed in this plan, but the idea is to attract people who will bring their money to Montana. Don't just build, revitalize. This disaster of all that land laying around doing nothing should be turned into an opportunity, not something people wish to forget about. Michael Emo
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Government officials, Although, I think the city of New Orleans is on the right path by giving away property to home owners who have re inhabited and maintained adjoining properties. The city should consider giving away any property that is not being maintained to anyone who would have it. Of course it would be mandatory that the property be rehabilitated. I read the population is 150,000 less than before the disaster. This plan would, in theory, produce a modern day land rush that would promote growth, not just reconstruction. Think about it, the volume of new inhabitants would not only be buying construction materials, but everything it takes to live modern life. They will start businesses employing residence, increase city revenue with tax money, and invest in countless other opportunities that are present in New Orleans. This is just the outline of a good idea, there is much more that needs to be addressed in this plan, but the idea is to attract people who will bring their money to the city. Don't just rebuild, revitalize. This disaster should have been turned into an opportunity, not something people wish to forget about. Michael Emo
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Ehhhh, let me rewrite this before the grammar and spelling Nazi gets his panties up in a twist…. EHHHHH,,, LET ME REWRITE THIS BEFORE THE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING NAZI GETS HIS PANTIES UP IN A TWIST………… BECAUSE AFTER ALL…… Damnant quod non intellegunt….. Anyways…… Little Christopher Tidmore shows his hand, and the crux of the slobbering article above is revealed when focusing on a paragraph posted midway through his pith… “As the third anniversary of Katrina approaches next Friday, the Editorial Board of The Louisiana Weekly has recommended that in neighborhoods with less than 50% reoccupation, the Lot Next Door Initiative should suspend any fair market costs--and allow any homeowner who maintains and improves his adjoining properties to receive title to them free of charge.””””” This is sort of like the: “Let’s pump river sand down a bunch of pipelines onto the marshes in Terrebonne parish at the taxpayer’s expense and then build houses, condos, and shopping centers on the newly placed ‘sand dunes’ when nobody notices or cares about because it is all of a sudden it isn’t ‘Marshland’, it is ‘firm-commercially marketable land’ now ” scam being advocated by Coastal Restoration Hierarchy Groupies… I wonder how many houses little Chrissy is contemplating on purchasing in the 9th ward?? Consider a 1 or 2 bedroom ‘junker’ that can be bought for next to nothing because its owner has run out of money, or willpower. Now further imagine that this ‘junker’ has an empty lot on BOTH sides of it…. and it just so happens that the lot next to the ‘junker’ has empty lot after empty lot after empty spanning out on both sides before another “affordable 1 or 2 bedroom junker” or one of those cute little Habitat for Humanity ‘Katrina Cottages’ type dwellings comes into view….. Well, people like ‘Little Chrissy’ appreciate the situation, and because the law is so vague, Little Chrissy types out there gets to figgering and goes on down to the local Lowe’s and buys a riding lawn mower for ehhhhh,,,,, who knows? $950 bucks? and mows those 7 or 8 acres (14 or 16 empty lots) that are on both sides of his newly acquired junker whut? Ehhh,,,, with aid of a few gallons of gasoline, maybe 8 times a year or if a city inspector sort of gets on his ass, he bumps it up to an additional 3 or 4 times a year the ‘acerage’ gets ‘beat down’….. Ahhhhh,,,, but being the true opportunist those Chrissy types are, he isn’t going to have no city inspector ruin his days and make him spend time mowing land that someone is just ‘giving him’… I mean really, asides from around $950 bucks and a few gallons of gasoline what does he really have invested into this situation?? Soooooooo…. he’ll just go down on a Friday morning before work and recruit some illegal Mexican immigrant to run his Lowe’s Motor Speedway riding lawnmower around that 7 or 8 acres for 20 or 30 bucks. After all….. at least it is taco money for the poor man (who although by the way may be of a different ethnic group, this ‘worker’s’ status in life vaguely resembles the economic conditions of the peoples who’s former lots he will be mowing)…….. BUT THE REAL BEAUTY OF THE PLAN FOR LITTLE CHRISSY AND COHORTS LIKE HIM? Consider that it was U.S. taxpayer dollars that funded the Road Home program which bought the former lot owner out, AND Little CHRISSY EXPECTS THE TAXPAYER to ALLOW him to just ‘cut the grass AND THAT’ IT???? IT’S HIS’?????? No exchange of money? No rebate of money? NO STRINGS ATTATCHED??? Little Chrissy appears to be one helluva opportunist I gotta hand him that!!! Oh, and I love the part at the end of this obviously Zima induced, if not some controlled substance induced article where Little Chrissy attempts to ‘warm the very cochlea’s of the reader’s heart’ in an attempt to justify the hypocritical “community spirit face” he tries to portray when he magnanimously puts down; “Neighborhoods, after all, are places where children play, and having more land, either privately or publicly, means those neighborhoods would live again.” GIVE ME A FRIGGEN BREAK CHRISSY, WOULD YOU PLEASE!!!! Because at the same time he has the audacity to expect yet more taxpayer dollars in the form of FEMA grants in order to sod over or fill in any imperfections associated with the landscaping of his lots!!!!! What an obtuse little shyte…… Little Chrissy must be one splendid piece of work…. He should really consider running for a political office…… He would probably fit right in..
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Ehhhh, let me rewrite this before the grammar and spelling Nazi gets his panties up in a twist…. EHHHHH,,, LET ME REWRITE THIS BEFORE THE GRAMMAR AND SPELLING NAZI GETS HIS PANTIES UP IN A TWIST………… BECAUSE AFTER ALL…… Damnant quod non intellegunt….. Anyways…… Little Christopher Tidmore shows his hand, and the crux of the slobbering article above is revealed when focusing on a paragraph posted midway through his pith… “As the third anniversary of Katrina approaches next Friday, the Editorial Board of The Louisiana Weekly has recommended that in neighborhoods with less than 50% reoccupation, the Lot Next Door Initiative should suspend any fair market costs--and allow any homeowner who maintains and improves his adjoining properties to receive title to them free of charge.””””” This is sort of like the: “Let’s pump river sand down a bunch of pipelines onto the marshes in Terrebonne parish at the taxpayer’s expense and then build houses, condos, and shopping centers on the newly placed ‘sand dunes’ when nobody notices or cares about because it is all of a sudden it isn’t ‘Marshland’, it is ‘firm-commercially marketable land’ now ” scam being advocated by Coastal Restoration Hierarchy Groupies… I wonder how many houses little Chrissy is contemplating on purchasing in the 9th ward?? Consider a 1 or 2 bedroom ‘junker’ that can be bought for next to nothing because its owner has run out of money, or willpower. Now further imagine that this ‘junker’ has an empty lot on BOTH sides of it…. and it just so happens that the lot next to the ‘junker’ has empty lot after empty lot after empty spanning out on both sides before another “affordable 1 or 2 bedroom junker” or one of those cute little Habitat for Humanity ‘Katrina Cottages’ type dwellings comes into view….. Well, people like ‘Little Chrissy’ appreciate the situation, and because the law is so vague, Little Chrissy types out there gets to figgering and goes on down to the local Lowe’s and buys a riding lawn mower for ehhhhh,,,,, who knows? $950 bucks? and mows those 7 or 8 acres (14 or 16 empty lots) that are on both sides of his newly acquired junker whut? Ehhh,,,, with aid of a few gallons of gasoline, maybe 8 times a year or if a city inspector sort of gets on his ass, he bumps it up to an additional 3 or 4 times a year the ‘acerage’ gets ‘beat down’….. Ahhhhh,,,, but being the true opportunist those Chrissy types are, he isn’t going to have no city inspector ruin his days and make him spend time mowing land that someone is just ‘giving him’… I mean really, asides from around $950 bucks and a few gallons of gasoline what does he really have invested into this situation?? Soooooooo…. he’ll just go down on a Friday morning before work and recruit some illegal Mexican immigrant to run his Lowe’s Motor Speedway riding lawnmower around that 7 or 8 acres for 20 or 30 bucks. After all….. at least it is taco money for the poor man (who although by the way may be of a different ethnic group, this ‘worker’s’ status in life vaguely resembles the economic conditions of the peoples who’s former lots he will be mowing)…….. BUT THE REAL BEAUTY OF THE PLAN FOR LITTLE CHRISSY AND COHORTS LIKE HIM? Consider that it was U.S. taxpayer dollars that funded the Road Home program which bought the former lot owner out, AND Little CHRISSY EXPECTS THE TAXPAYER to ALLOW him to just ‘cut the grass AND THAT’ IT???? IT’S HIS’?????? No exchange of money? No rebate of money? NO STRINGS ATTATCHED??? Little Chrissy appears to be one helluva opportunist I gotta hand him that!!! Oh, and I love the part at the end of this obviously Zima induced, if not some controlled substance induced article where Little Chrissy attempts to ‘warm the very cochlea’s of the reader’s heart’ in an attempt to justify the hypocritical “community spirit face” he tries to portray when he magnanimously puts down; “Neighborhoods, after all, are places where children play, and having more land, either privately or publicly, means those neighborhoods would live again.” GIVE ME A FRIGGEN BREAK CHRISSY, WOULD YOU PLEASE!!!! Because at the same time he has the audacity to expect yet more taxpayer dollars in the form of FEMA grants in order to sod over or fill in any imperfections associated with the landscaping of his lots!!!!! What an obtuse little shyte…… Little Chrissy must be one splendid piece of work…. He should really consider running for a political office…… He would probably fit right in..
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Oh, and I also forgot, so are the rest of those folks that 'on board' the editorial board of the Ha-Ha Louisiana Weekly.... That must be some rag, run by a bunch of rags...
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Ahhhh,,, Little Christopher Tidmore shows his hand, and the crux of the slobbering article above is revealed when you focus on a paragraph that is midway through his pith… “As the third anniversary of Katrina approaches next Friday, the Editorial Board of The Louisiana Weekly has recommended that in neighborhoods with less than 50% reoccupation, the Lot Next Door Initiative should suspend any fair market costs--and allow any homeowner who maintains and improves his adjoining properties to receive title to them free of charge.””””” This is sort of like the pump river sand onto the marshes at the taxpayer’s expense in Terrebonne parish scam and then build houses and condos and shopping centers on the sand dunes when nobody notices or cares because it is all of a sudden it is now “firm land” and not “Marshland” anymore… I wonder how many houses little Chrissy is contemplating on purchasing in the 9th ward?? Consider a 1 or 2 bedroom ‘junker’ that can be bought for next to nothing because its owner has run out of money, or willpower. Now further imagine that this ‘junker’ has an empty lot on BOTH sides of it…. and it just so happens that the lot next to the ‘junker’ has empty lot after empty lot after empty lot on spanning out on both sides before another ‘Junker’ is encountered, or one of those cute little Habitat for Humanity ‘Katrina Cottages’ type dwellings comes into view….. Soooooo…….. And because the law is so vague, Little Chrissy gets to figgering and goes down to the local Lowe’s, buys a riding lawn mower for ehhhhh,,,,, who knows? $950 bucks? and mows those 7 or 8 acres (14 or 16 empty lots) that are on both sides of his newly acquired junker, whut? Ehhh,,,, maybe 8 times a year, or if a city inspector sort of gets on his ass, he bumps it up to an additional 3 or 4 times a year….. Ahhhhh,,,, but he isn’t going to have no city inspector ruin his days, he’ll just go down on a Friday morning before work and recruit some illegal Mexican immigrant to run his Lowe’s Motor Speedway riding lawnmower around that 7 or 8 acres for 20 or 30 bucks. I mean what the heck, at least it is taco money for the poor man (who although by the way may be of a different ethnic group, this ‘worker’s’ status in life vaguely resembles the economic conditions of the people who’s former lots he will be mowing)…….. And then think take this a step farther, consider that it was U.S. taxpayer dollars that funded the Road Home program that bought the former lot owner out, AND HE EXPECTS THE TAXPAYER to ALLOW him to just ‘cut the grass AND IT’S HIS’?????? No exchange of money? No rebate of money? NO STRINGS ATTATCHED??? Little Chrissy appears to be one helluva opportunist I gotta hand him that!!! Oh, and I love the part at the end of this obviously Zima induced, if not some controlled substance induced article where Little Chrissy attempts to ‘warm the cochlea’s of the reader’s heart’ in an attempt to justify his hypocritical “community spirit face” he tries to portray when he magnanimously puts down; “Neighborhoods, after all, are places where children play, and having more land, either privately or publicly, means those neighborhoods would live again.” GIVE ME A FRIGGEN BREAK WOULD YOU PLEASE!!!! Because at the same time he has the audacity to expect yet more taxpayer dollars in the form of FEMA grants in order to sod over or fill his lots!!!!! What an obtuse little shyte…… Little Chrissy must be one splendid piece of work…. He should really consider running for a political office…… He would probably fit right in..
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