It’s an overdose of Prince Harry!

Yes, Prince Harry news, Prince Harry updates, Prince Harry videos, Prince Harry’s confessions to murdering Taliban, Prince Harry wearing a Santa Clause hat (the interviews seem to have been done much earlier), Prince Harry busy at his Playstation, Prince Harry yanking out his earpiece and microphone to make a mad dash for an emergency combat mission, Prince Harry sniping at the press (“It’s always rubbish,” he snarls), Prince Harry describing his three different personalities (the “old me,” the military “me,” and the royal “me”).

Prince Harry, Prince Harry, Prince Harry.  Whew!

Still alive and kicking after his 28th birthday was recently marred by a Taliban attack on his military base (that killed at least two U.S. servicemen), Harry seems to have dried out well from his last Las Vegas sex and booze-filled vacation.  He reportedly headed to Cyprus to celebrate his birthday with his “mates,” but so far, we haven’t seen one leaked blurry cell phone pick.  Harry mentioned that he would soon be celebrating his return with his family “behind closed doors,” but we haven’t seen or heard any word of that, either.

And we haven’t seen the “family” in a while.  The reports that keep trickling out about Kate Middleton and Prince William are all from late December or early January, when Kate was celebrating her own birthday at a Cirque de Soleil show by writhing up against her husband’s shoulder, while he turned away and focused his attention on the unknown man sitting on his left.  Although Prince Harry, Waity, and Mean Willie all carp and moan about how they just want to be “ordinary,” they seem remarkably oblivious about how much their attempts to do “ordinary” things can inconvenience and deprive those who are genuinely ordinary.  Kate’s birthday night out meant that the matinee prior that same day was abruptly cancelled for her and William’s security, even though “ordinary” people had bought matinee tickets well in advance and made their plans to travel to the big city for the show.

Do “ordinary” folks get their portraits painted by great artists, free of charge to the sitter?

The news is quiet on where Prince Harry is right now, and also on where Kate, William, and Michael and Carole and Pippa and James Middleton are.

Are they all vacationing at ritzy, pricey villas on Mustique?  Is Kate having rampant morning sickness and about to miscarry her fetus in a more glamorous, beachy setting?  Is Pippa writing a new half-million dollar book nobody will buy?  Is James taking photos of himself in the nude?  Is Carole doing leg-lifts and getting a hot oil treatment for her hair?  Is Michael looking for a lawn to mow?

Or is it “always rubbish?”

“People Magazine” now claims that the Middletons, including Kate, have been vacationing in Mustique, but that Princes William and Harry are not along with them.  No.  Princes William and Harry reportedly enjoyed a brotherly vacation “after hunting last week on an estate in Spain.”

How “ordinary” is that?

Whew!

At least we know where they are.