Return of the Netanyahu-Bush-Wolfowitz, Cheney neocon dynasty
Written by  // Tuesday, 03 March 2015 12:06 //

cspan-netanahuHe looks like Dracula.

But a rather elderly Dracula, very grey and wrinkly, but still dark and brooding.

And a very thirsty Dracula...one of the undead who’s ready to take a long drink of...of...


But then my mind flickered with recognition! That grey and scowling visage was no Dracula, ‘though ancient all the same. That face on CNN, admonishing us all to vote for Jeb Bush for President and “finish the job” in Iraq that Jeb’s father started so long ago, was none other than...
the Wolfman! http://cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com/2015/02/22/wolfowitz-jeb-bush-is-his-own-man/.

Paul Wolfowitz, the last of the Neocons. http://crooksandliars.com/2015/02/cnns-borger-asks-paul-wolfowitz-his-advice.

Or, as they liked to call themselves back in the day, “the Vulcans.”

It was shocking to see Paul Wolfowitz on CNN a few weeks ago, talking about how much he was going to help Republican presidential hopeful Jeb Bush slip into Jeb’s Daddy George’s and Brother George’s old job– President of the United States. http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-02-22/wolfowitz-jeb-bush-foreign-policy-adviser-plays-up-reagan-influence.

Which would help Paul Wolfowitz also slip back into his coffin...uhm, wait, I meant to write, his old job, or at least, one of his old jobs, as the Neocon-in-Chief.

Underneath Cheney, anyway. Cheney, you remember him, that other member of the living dead, that chubby pale wraith with the bottomless, hungry eyes....

Just thinking of it is like a horror movie! Set in the Middle East! The prequel to the horror movie we’re all watching now, starring ISIS.

You remember those Neocons–those wonderful folks who gave invaded Iraq, claiming that it was full of Al Qaeda operatives who, it turned out, weren’t there at all until we started saying they were, and came into Iraq once the United States toppled Saddam Hussein. http://www.wsj.com/articles/bush-the-truth-and-iraqs-weapons-of-mass-destruction-letters-to-the-editor-1423868736.

Remember the search for Saddam Hussein’s weapons of mass destruction– those weapons that never materialized? History students can now know that international sanctions DID work in Iraq before the invasion. News reports indicate that, before 2003, Saddam jettisoned his stocks of deadly sarin nerve gas by burying cylinders in the desert. The U.S. CIA apparently connived with a shadowy arms dealer to purchase some of this ageing, buried-in-the-desert stockpile. And then, when his supply dried up, the shadowy arms dealer sold the CIA empty cylinders. When the U.S. stopped buying it, the dealer then threatened to kidnap his U.S. contacts, and hand them over to the newly-ensconced Al Qaeda operatives. U.S. soldiers in Iraq were exposed to the deadly sarin gas only when the U.S. decided to test some of the decaying weapons to see whether they were “as advertized.” http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/02/16/report-cia-bought-hundreds-of-iraqi-weapons-of-mass-destruction-in-operation-avarice/; http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/02/16/report-cia-bought-hundreds-of-iraqi-weapons-of-mass-destruction-in-operation-avarice/.

Now, honestly, what kind of foreign policy was THAT?

Oh, wait. That was the Neocons’ foreign policy!

Remember how the Neocons said that the Iraqis were going to welcome us with roses and chocolates and kisses when we invaded their country? https://cherispeak.wordpress.com/2013/02/27/ten-years-of-shock-and-awe/.

Remember how that didn’t happen?

Remember how the Iraqis did riot in the street, smashed ancient statues and artifacts, and how Wolfowitz’s fellow Neocon, Donald Rumsfeld, replied to questions about the Iraqis rioting and smashing and looting by saying how “democracy is messy?” http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/cifamerica/2011/feb/03/donald-rumsfeld-known-unknown.

I was reminded of that “messy democracy” when last week’s news showed films of ISIS followers smashing 3,000 year-old priceless art and statuary in Northern Iraq last week. Why are the prequels so much like the sequels? http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/27/world/middleeast/more-assyrian-christians-captured-as-isis-attacks-villages-in-syria.html.

Does anyone seriously think that there’s any “democracy” going on here?

I hadn’t really thought about George W. Bush’s Middle East prequel movie recently until Paul Wolfowitz suddenly materialized on CNN’s Sunday morning show in his best living-dead persona with a scary, snarly, dark visage like a video-game villain, and let us know that he would be back in power, should we elect George H.W. Bush’s youngest son, Jeb, to the American dynasty.

I mean, “presidency.”

Or whatever we are calling it these days.


I mean, maybe the Bush Dynasty isn’t really a “dynasty” if not everyone gets a turn to play at being president. I don’t think that George H.W.’s other son, Neil, can run for president anytime soon because the memory of his Silverado Bank activities, way back when his daddy George H.W., invaded Iraq for the first time, have not yet been fully eradicated from the internet. Although Neil’s Silverado Bank activities didn’t result in him becoming a convicted felon, like Martha Stewart, there’s a lot about Neil that is unhelpful to Jeb running for President. But maybe not, because we now live in such a diverse society, so diverse that the U.S. military now has a Chaplain of Wicca.

If Neil Bush did run, he might become the first presidential candidate knowingly under a voodoo curse, supposedly placed upon him by his now ex-wife, Sharon, through a lock of his hair that she used to make a voodoo doll. http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2004/04/sharon_bush200404.

Isn’t George H.W. Bush the one who talked about “voodoo economics” during the Regan Administration?

Sharon says that she did indeed swipe some of Neil’s hair, but only to have it tested for cocaine use. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2008/02/sharon_bush_is_the_new_britney.html.

Now, that’s a relief! I mean, drugs are rumored to have been used in the White House before, usually be colorful presidential guests. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/wp/2014/07/24/a-short-history-of-illicit-drug-use-by-visitors-to-the-white-house/. And eyebrows were raised when President Ford’s eldest son, Jack, invited Bianca Jagger and Andy Warhol to lunch. Steve, Jack’s younger brother, reportedly struggles with alcohol and drug addiction. http://www.thefix.com/content/ex-president-fords-son-steve-other-family-secret. And Steve’s beloved mother, Betty Ford, struggled with a pill and alcohol addiction that led her to found the Betty Ford Clinic. http://blog.al.com/live/2011/04/steve_ford_gives_keynote_at_dr.html. And then there was Bill Clinton, who supposedly did not inhale, and had stopped not inhaling long before his presidency. But, hey, I am sure that none of the rumors, like the one spread by Sharon Bush that Neil had snorted cocaine at Camp David, are true! Except for Bianca Jagger and Andy Warhol coming to lunch, which is a fact. Just look at the articles I dug up on that episode! http://ourpresidents.tumblr.com/post/26347649450/andy-warhol-snaps-a-polaroid-of-jack-ford-at-the; http://articles.latimes.com/1996-05-28/news/mn-9244_1_jack-ford.

But anyway, if Neil Bush ran and won the presidency, well, we would have voodoo and drugs and in the White House, and what would the ladies of Washington do? I mean, Neil is supposed to be soooooooooooo irresistible that, when he traveled abroad on business, ladies in Hong Kong and Thailand would just, all on their own volition, find out where Neil was staying, and then sneak into his hotel, go straight to his room, knock on his hotel door, and then, when he opened it, have sex with him, without asking for or receiving any money from Neil.

Yes. This is a fact.

Do you think that Neil used voodoo on these sexy ladies? Like, love spells? Or sex spells?

We know it’s a fact– that knocking on doors and women just magically appearing and having sex with Neil without Neil paying them because, when Neil and Sharon Bush divorced, Sharon’s lawyer took Neil’s deposition, and the whole thing about the Oriental ladies visiting Neil’s hotel room and knocking on his door and then, just ripping off their own clothes and having sex with him, well, it all came out, and when Sharon’s lawyer, Marshall Davis Brown, asked, “Mr. Bush, you have to admit it’s a pretty remarkable thing for a man just to go to a hotel room door and open it and have a woman standing there and have sex with her,” and Neil admitted that, yes, “it was very unusual.”

But Neil Bush insisted that he did not pay hookers! No, no.

Ladies just find Neil irresistible. The Taipei Times even says so! http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2003/11/28/2003077560.

Neil is the sexy rock star of the Bush men, being chased by beauteous, exotic Asiatic groupies. Neil is almost famous. About the remaining Bush Dynasty children, Doro and Marvin, we know little. But Jeb’s son, called “George P.”– the one Jeb’s dad referred to as “the little brown” grandchild (alluding to his Mexican mother)– seems to be positioning himself for something big in the near future.

Will Wolfowitz still be Neoconning around when it’s George P. Bush’s turn at the helm of the Bush Dynasty?

Despite looking like Dracula, aging Neocon Paul Wolfowitz likely won’t live forever, although the Neocons seem remarkably hardy, as the semi-immortals usually are. Jeb’s run at the presidency is likely a final window of opportunity for Neocon Paul Wolfowitz, whose previous downfall came in 2007 when, after election derailed the Neocons’ agenda, Wolfowitz settled himself into a cushy job as President of the World Bank and got his Tunisian, Libyan-Turkish, Syrian-Saudi, British, whatever-nationality-she-is-claiming-these-days girlfriend a job there, too. Together, Wolfowitz and his multilayered-nationality-Tunisian honeypot were going to rule the world, and establish democracy, and, oh, what is that Neocon term, a “civil society” in Iraq and throughout the Middle East. Yeah, yeah, yeah....

I don’t know how Wolfowitz and his exotic honeypot met each other, but you can bet that Wolfie’s honeypot didn’t just go around knocking on hotel doors and having sex with whatever man happened to open up. No! The honeypot is no voodoo priestess, knocking on strange men’s hotel room doors and then just having sex with them for no money! No! Wolfowitz’s honeypot is a serious gal with an academic degree, because that is what real Neocons go for. They aren’t blood-sucking vampires because, well, because anybody can do that! Neocons delight in something more succulent. Not the body, or the blood, but...the brains!

Or is it “the brain?”

Anyway, Wolfowitz really wanted to run the CIA, but Wolfowitz’s wife reportedly took exception to him doing that while he was spooning with his mixed-Middle-Eastern honeypot, and she wrote a letter to some big-time Vulcans about it, and Wolfowitz said, okay, okay, how about the World Bank?

Next time any of you wonder why these rumors about the Illuminati running the world, remember what I just wrote.

Anyway, not everyone appreciates the Illuminati running the world, and Wolfowitz and his honeypot went too far even for the hardened international civil servants of the giant bureacracy that we anti-Illuminatists know, just know, is running the world.

Or is it “World?” Shouldn’t we capitalize something so very big?

Anyway, some hard-working folks who were already employed at the World Bank apparently took exception to Wolfowitz hiring and then overpaying his multinational Tunisian honeypot, and in the end, both Wolfowitz and his honeypot cleaned out their desks as normally staid World Bank employees popped champagne corks and danced around, singing, “Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!”

Just more of that messy democracy in action, I guess! And no, I am not making it all up. https://www.opendemocracy.net/paul_wolfowitzs_tomb.jsp.

Look, just look! Here is an article about it, published in the press that we all know is run by the Illuminati: http://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/wolfowitz-gives-in-quits-world-bank/#_ga=1.190179373.708462512.1425404717. And if the Washington Post says so, too, then we know it’s all true: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/17/AR2007051700216_2.html.

Now, why can’t THAT kind of giddy liberation be breaking out in the streets of Iraq?

Anyway, when the Bush Dynasty trotted Wolfowitz out to shill for Jeb on CNN last week, I suddenly felt a chill when I remembered the Neocons’ big master plan for a pacified Middle East, “Seven Countries in Five Years.” Do you remember this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RC1Mepk_Sw; http://www.globalresearch.ca/we-re-going-to-take-out-7-countries-in-5-years-iraq-syria-lebanon-libya-somalia-sudan-iran/5166.

First, said the Neocons, under George W. Bush, Iraq would come under U.S. hegemony, become messily democratic, and then serve as a beacon of dreamy political promise throughout the Middle East. The conquest and democratization of Iraq would be followed by U.S. victories in Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and then, finally, Iran. We know that this “Seven Countries in Five Years” Neocon plan was a real plan and not some scary dream because U.S. Army General Wesley Clark (retired), a decorated commander who not only served in the Vietnam War but who was shot, four times, by a genuine Viet Cong soldier and survived, told us about it in a book he wrote in 2003 called “Winning Modern Wars.” http://whowhatwhy.org/2013/08/31/classic-why-real-reason-for-syria-war-plans-from-gen-wesley-clark/.

How successful has the Neocons’ “Seven Countries in Five Years” plan been?

Well, Egypt was notably not on the Neocons’ reported list, but if you take all the Bush administrations together, and if you count Hilary Clinton as a wannabe Neocon (or maybe Vampirella), today Iraq is still dangerously in chaos, Libya lies in ruins, Somalia is pervasively war-torn and basically a failed state, and Syria is now a ravaged mess, torn between an unseen dictator and ISIS, which is determined to establish the final, apocalyptic caliphate that will bring about Armageddon there. Sudan is so war-torn that now, there are two of them– one for China, and one for us, uhm, I mean, “U.S.,” but it seems like China has the Sudan with the most oil in it, because oil is what China cares about a lot, and the United States has focused on bringing Omar al-Bashir to be judged at the International Criminal Court for genocide and a host of ISIS-prequel wrongs. Because the U.S. does things “the Illuminati way”– International Criminal Court, World Court, etcetera. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/03/world/africa/for-the-us-and-china-a-test-of-diplomacy-on-south-sudan.html?_r=0.

And we aren’t yet talking about Turkey or the Kurds, or anything else that is just waiting to jump out of the dark shadows. And so far, beauteous Lebanon, land of fragrant cedars and spicey olives and the best bakeries in the world except for those in Morocco (where French Imperialism also left at least one very good thing behind) has escaped the Neocons’ notice. Shush! Don’t let Wolfowitz know that Lebanon is still nice, or it won’t be long before there is not one decent cookie or baguet to be found there.

But these are the smaller dominos. The Big Kahuna domino has always been Iran.

The Obama Administration’s move to engage Iran in a sort of non-nuclear-weapon, Eisenhower-like “Atoms for Peace” program has been dealt with aggressively by Israel’s own Neocon architect, Benjamin Netanyahu.

Can President Obama cut a deal with Iran that will survive his presidency, assuming that such a peace plan ever gets off the ground at all?

While it’s been more than five years since Wesley Clark published his startling revelations, the Neocons probably gave this time frame because they’d hoped to win the next election, and to be able to act more directly and decisively.

Is Jeb Bush running for president so that the Neocons can finish the job?

Maybe Wolfowitz’s new plan for Jeb Bush is “Seven Countries in Fifteen Years...”

Jeb Bush, Neocon Paul Wolfowitz, and all the other Neocons are waiting in the wings. But the only wing they all really want is the West Wing.

How much more “messy democracy” can the Middle East take?

How much more “messy democracy” can WE take?

And will there by yet another role for Wolfowitz’s Tunisian honeypot in this sequel to the prequel?

Surely the Republicans want a fresh start. The road to the Seven Countries in Five Years Plan, or Fifteen Years, or however long the Neocons are now predicting and promising is paved only with blood, severed heads, the screams of AbuGhraib, and many, many, too many tears. There are no flowers, no chocolates, no kisses coming our way.

Do we want to win a “Modern War” in the Middle East?

And do the Republicans want to win the presidency in 2016?

Then maybe it’s time to start a new plan, with a new leader, in the new elections. Jeb Bush was a good Florida governor, but there’s nothing “new” about him and those who will come with him into office, if Jeb wins. It’s the same-old same-old Neocon plan that didn’t ever work, and won’t work now. And it’s the same-old same-old Neocons like Wolfowitz who are resurrecting themselves to “win” a “modern war” in a region that has known too much war.

It’s time to move on from the Bush Dynasty.

Sarah Whalen

sarahw2Sarah Whalen is a university journalism instructor, attorney and author.

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