Will millionaire stockbroker Nico Jackson ever make an honest woman out of Pippa Middleton?
Not if Pippa’s Mommie Dearest, Carole Middleton, keeps showing up and horning in on Nico’s dates with Pippa!
What’s the first thing a woman does when she discovers she’s pregnant?
Why, pop down to the village pub for a little drinkie-poo, of course!
Are Prince William and Kate Middleton the new King and Queen of Commuters?
Call them “the Incognitos.”
Kate Middleton’s family has a man and a plan.
The people who are not born into royalty have decided to morph into royalty.
Kate Middleton and Prince William’s son, George, has just turned one year old.
But he’s not smiling about it. http://time.com/3006166/prince-george-birthday-photo-kate-middleton-william/
At least, not in any photographs released by “the Cambridges,” as the couple popularly known as “Willy and Waity” now call themselves, having ditched William’s proper legal surname of “Mountbatten-Windsor.” Or just plain “Windsor,” as in the Queen’s technically legal surname.
You remember Pippa Middleton, don’t you?
She’s Kate Middleton’s younger sister—the one who was the older bridesmaid at Kate’s royal wedding to Prince William.
Kate and Wills were no-shows at the royal Ascot races.
And again, and again, and again.
Kate Middleton’s very public rehabilitation continues apace.
But always with an occasional hiccup.
Did Kate Middleton suddenly grow an enormously long moustache?