Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kate Middleton and her sister, Pippa Middleton, are just soooooooo bizzy!
Kate has written a very “emotional letter,” and Pippa has learned to use a blender!
Kate Middleton stepped out the other day to visit The Goring Hotel, a venue favored by her parents, who hosted the Middletons’ family guests there for the Royal Wedding of Kate to Prince William a few years ago. She didn’t wear a coat of any kind, despite the chill, and she wore a tight-fitting flowery dress that showed off, well...showed off...something.
The “Music Times” claims that Kate Middleton and Prince William had a tiff or a spat or a row or something, and so skipped attending Carol Middleton’s big 60th birthday blowout on the recent “en mass” family vacation in Mustique. http://www.musictimes.com/articles/28613/20150216/pregnant-kate-middleton-skipped-mother-60th-birthday-party-rumors-rift.htm.
After their big, fat Venetian wedding, newlyweds George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are reported to have honeymooned at home.
Lupo, Kate Middleton and Prince William’s puppy dog, started out life in a royal palace...
And ended up with James Middleton, Pippa and Kate’s cross-dressing brother.
The Bishop wore bling!
Or, as the rappers say, he wore a "Jesus piece."
Last week in the United Kingdom, the Royals’ restless subjects were calling Pippa Middleton "Orangina."
What can you say about those Facebook pics of Princess Beatrice that are now zooming around the internet?
"Let them eat cake!"
Now that Prince William and Kate Middleton have produced a fetus that has survived for about eight weeks, the British newspapers are pondering what kind of parents the royal couple will make.