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Lupo, Kate Middleton and Prince William’s puppy dog, started out life in a royal palace...
And ended up with James Middleton, Pippa and Kate’s cross-dressing brother.
The Bishop wore bling!
Or, as the rappers say, he wore a "Jesus piece."
Last week in the United Kingdom, the Royals’ restless subjects were calling Pippa Middleton "Orangina."
What can you say about those Facebook pics of Princess Beatrice that are now zooming around the internet?
"Let them eat cake!"
Now that Prince William and Kate Middleton have produced a fetus that has survived for about eight weeks, the British newspapers are pondering what kind of parents the royal couple will make.