Can a normal person eat “three square meals a day” and become a skinny-minny like Pippa Middleton?
Why, of course!
You can eat three square meals a day of black coffee, water and air.
How could we miss this?
Emergency! Emergency! Emergency!
Did Pippa break a nail? Did she detect a blackhead disfiguring her visage?
Now it all makes sense.
All the newspapers shooting hundreds of pics of Pippa Middleton.
Scots said no divorce from Kate and Pippa Middleton, Carol and Bunga Bunga bartenders
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Will millionaire stockbroker Nico Jackson ever make an honest woman out of Pippa Middleton?
Not if Pippa’s Mommie Dearest, Carole Middleton, keeps showing up and horning in on Nico’s dates with Pippa!
You remember Pippa Middleton, don’t you?
She’s Kate Middleton’s younger sister—the one who was the older bridesmaid at Kate’s royal wedding to Prince William.
Just like Kate Middleton’s online moniker became "Waity" because she waited over ten long years to marry her prince, her sister Pippa Middleton’s nickname is "Orangina" because of the strange orangish cast her skin tone takes on when she has either excessively tanned from a cosmetic tube or flitted off to Mustique, or Spain’s Basque country.
It’s a first!
Kate Middleton’s skirt did not fly up over her head, or expose her derriere or other nether regions at last weekend’s wedding of wealthy aristocrats Lady Melissa Percy and Thomas Van Strawberry.
"Let them eat cake!"