Kate Middleton pregnant again, this time with a daughter?
That tabloid oracle, The Globe, reports that Kate is three months’ pregnant. Its glossier equivalent, Star, claims that Prince William is "ecstatic!" Kate, says Star, is about three months along."
Prince William traipsed the red carpet at the February 17, 2014 BAFTA awards in a crisp tuxedo, doling out royal waves and fist bumps, rapping with rappers and chatting up the female fans pressed against the metal barriers, flashing a strange kind of smile best described on a man as "fey."
The British Government complains that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has overspent.
Shades of Sarah Ferguson!
Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton’s popularity just got graded, and teacher gave them a ...
"D." As in "dull." "Dull" and "Don’t have the gravitas" and...gasp (!) "Danish."
Prince William showed up at Westminster Abbey in some kind of military uniform, and Kate Middleton, aged 29, showed up wearing a long white wedding gown with virginal veil to wed the man she’d been shagging and shacking up with for over a decade.
What does the boy-man Prince William need to prepare himself for his father’s own ascension to the throne?
Why, another "gap year," of course!
Last week, Christmas week, the Daily Mail treated us to a plethora of photographs of a thoughtful-looking Prince Charles, a subdued-looking Camilla, pretty in soft blues, a very pregnant Zara Phillips, a scruffy-but dashing Prince Harry just back from the Antarctic, Princesses Beatrice in an odd-looking coat, the Queen in minki-mink, and...and....and...
Where was Willie?
Just like the kiddie game, "Where’s Waldo?," this past Christmas 2013, you’d have to really peer hard at the photographs of the "Royals-R-Us" bunch who gathered at Queen Elizabeth’s digs in Sandringham to find Willie.
Just like Kate Middleton’s online moniker became "Waity" because she waited over ten long years to marry her prince, her sister Pippa Middleton’s nickname is "Orangina" because of the strange orangish cast her skin tone takes on when she has either excessively tanned from a cosmetic tube or flitted off to Mustique, or Spain’s Basque country.
The Bishop wore bling!
Or, as the rappers say, he wore a "Jesus piece."