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The Maori King does not care that Kate Middleton and Prince William danced around last week in a London nightclub called "Bunga Bunga."
When you have as much mana, otherwise known as "sex energy," as the Maori King, who needs "Bunga Bunga?"
Besides, "Bunga Bunga" is an Australian thing– supposedly the Aborigines’ name for a place in eastern Australia by a lake. Or it might relate to the Bundjalung peoples who controlled the Australian northern coastal areas.
I mean, "Bundja Bundja" sure sounds like "Bunga Bunga," doesn’t it?
Kate Middleton pregnant again, this time with a daughter?
That tabloid oracle, The Globe, reports that Kate is three months’ pregnant. Its glossier equivalent, Star, claims that Prince William is "ecstatic!" Kate, says Star, is about three months along."
Prince William traipsed the red carpet at the February 17, 2014 BAFTA awards in a crisp tuxedo, doling out royal waves and fist bumps, rapping with rappers and chatting up the female fans pressed against the metal barriers, flashing a strange kind of smile best described on a man as "fey."
Americans call it a "pie hole."
And Brits call it a "cake hole."
And those who hanker after ciggies and cigars call it a "smoke hole."
But whatever you want to call it, Kate Middleton needs to shut hers right up.
The photos of Kate Middleton getting off the plane in Mustique with Baby George are out there, but finding them is a bit of a challenge.
The word is that Kate Middleton will NOT be suing the paparazzi who took them.
The British Government complains that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has overspent.
Shades of Sarah Ferguson!
Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton’s popularity just got graded, and teacher gave them a ...
"D." As in "dull." "Dull" and "Don’t have the gravitas" and...gasp (!) "Danish."
Lupo, Kate Middleton and Prince William’s puppy dog, started out life in a royal palace...
And ended up with James Middleton, Pippa and Kate’s cross-dressing brother.
Prince William showed up at Westminster Abbey in some kind of military uniform, and Kate Middleton, aged 29, showed up wearing a long white wedding gown with virginal veil to wed the man she’d been shagging and shacking up with for over a decade.
What does the boy-man Prince William need to prepare himself for his father’s own ascension to the throne?
Why, another "gap year," of course!