Kate Middleton’s family has a man and a plan.
The people who are not born into royalty have decided to morph into royalty.
Kate Middleton and Prince William’s son, George, has just turned one year old.
But he’s not smiling about it. http://time.com/3006166/prince-george-birthday-photo-kate-middleton-william/
At least, not in any photographs released by “the Cambridges,” as the couple popularly known as “Willy and Waity” now call themselves, having ditched William’s proper legal surname of “Mountbatten-Windsor.” Or just plain “Windsor,” as in the Queen’s technically legal surname.
You remember Pippa Middleton, don’t you?
She’s Kate Middleton’s younger sister—the one who was the older bridesmaid at Kate’s royal wedding to Prince William.
Kate and Wills were no-shows at the royal Ascot races.
And again, and again, and again.
Kate Middleton’s very public rehabilitation continues apace.
But always with an occasional hiccup.
Did Kate Middleton suddenly grow an enormously long moustache?
Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, is definitely in exile.
Is her Prozac kicking in?
I’m just kidding!
Do you feel those soapy suds and warm water trickling down your neck?
London’s newspaper, The Mail, is trying to brainwash you.
The Mail is trying to make you feel better about Kate Middleton being a British royal.
Do you feel better? Or are those just soapsuds in your eyes?
The Mail is trying to make you think that Kate Middleton is the equal or better of Spain’s Princess Letizia, the sexy, brainy bombshell who married Crown Prince Felipe and is now slated to become Spain’s new queen by virtue of the just-announced abdication of Felipe’s father, the long-ruling King Juan Carlos.
Don’t let the soap bubbles get into your eyes!
Does Kate Middleton suffer from a psycho-sexual disorder that causes her to expose her normally-covered body parts (breasts, vagina and buttocks) in public?
Is she a sexual exhibitionist?
Or is her privacy being unjustly invaded?
Are we really having an argument over this?