Can a normal person eat “three square meals a day” and become a skinny-minny like Pippa Middleton?
Why, of course!
You can eat three square meals a day of black coffee, water and air.
The Flash appeared in India last week.
And I don’t mean the Marvel Super Hero or alter ego Barry Allen.
I mean Kate Middleton, who has officially branded herself now as a deranged serial flasher of lady parts and nether regions.
William and Kate Middleton start India Bhutan history rewrite
Feel that little tingly sensation as you read the latest blither-blather about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s upcoming trip to India and Bhutan?
You’re feeling the re-write.
Think that Donald Trump has troubles in Wisconsin?
Did the women and minorities and Trump Haters not want to run their fingers through the longest comb-over in the world? Did they swing their votes to the Socialist candidate and Grandpa Munster?
Do you mind spending $10.00 for a magazine?
That’s with tax, but still– ten smackeroos?
Well, Prince George may not yet know his ABCs, but his parents are teaching him to do at least one thing well– he knows how to wave.
Being that George is being raised almost entirely by his Middleton relatives, perhaps he will grow to believe that this is all a Royal personage need know how to do.
The disinformation campaign has started!
If you go by The Telegraph, it involves the pretty baby and “the ugly truth.”
“Hello, Dolly! Well, hello, Dolly! It’s so nice to have you home where you belong....
“You’re lookin’ swell, Dolly. I can’t tell, Dolly, if you’re really real or just another fakey pong...”
How quickly things can change.
Just days ago, Prince William and Kate Middleton declared up and down about how they were retreating behind the barricades to domestic bliss at Anmer Hall in Sandringham.
Prince William and Kate Middleton have drawn a line in the sand.
I mean, a line in Sandringham.