Writers and publicists under the direction of Juggers, Prince William and Kate Middleton’s new publicity guru and know-it-all, are now playing a game. But it’s not a happy game, like we would play when the satellite goes out, the internet breaks down, and my brother hauls out the Monopoly game. No! Juggers, William and Kate are now desperately running about, trying to divert our attention from Kate Middleton’s obviously never-been-pregnant abdomen, and make us look in the other direction.
Well, Prince George may not yet know his ABCs, but his parents are teaching him to do at least one thing well– he knows how to wave.
Being that George is being raised almost entirely by his Middleton relatives, perhaps he will grow to believe that this is all a Royal personage need know how to do.
The disinformation campaign has started!
If you go by The Telegraph, it involves the pretty baby and “the ugly truth.”
“Hello, Dolly! Well, hello, Dolly! It’s so nice to have you home where you belong....
“You’re lookin’ swell, Dolly. I can’t tell, Dolly, if you’re really real or just another fakey pong...”
What is the shocking real reason that Kate Middleton has now announced that she will not have any more children?
How quickly things can change.
Just days ago, Prince William and Kate Middleton declared up and down about how they were retreating behind the barricades to domestic bliss at Anmer Hall in Sandringham.
Who should we trust–the “Globe,” or Kate Middleton’s wild and crazy Uncle Gary?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Kate Middleton and her sister, Pippa Middleton, are just soooooooo bizzy!
Kate has written a very “emotional letter,” and Pippa has learned to use a blender!
Dr. Max Pemberton is worried.
And he should be worried. He’s just worried about the wrong stuff.
Prince William and Kate Middleton have drawn a line in the sand.
I mean, a line in Sandringham.