Kate Middleton has no bump, and lots of frump.
She and hubby Prince William shook a lot of hands at the Royal Variety Performance show over the weekend in London, where it appears that Kate may have actually moved back into Prince William’s Kensington Palace apartment. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/harry-styles-congratulates-kate-middleton-4625323.
Just call her “Frownie Face!”
Or maybe, “The Duchess of Frownie Face.”
Her hubby is the essence of the “The Duke of Grim.”
Now it all makes sense.
All the newspapers shooting hundreds of pics of Pippa Middleton.
We know where his wife, Kate Middleton, is. She’s back in Bucklebury with Ma and Pa Middleton, the Italian nanny, and Baby Boy Prince George.
Don’t get me wrong.
I love The Daily Mail.
I read it...daily!
Just when that “close Royal source” tells us that Kate Middleton is still in the throes of that disabling, diabolical pregnancy vomiting disease, Hyperemesis gravidarum....
Are Prince William and Kate Middleton breaking up?
Oh, wait a sec, right, they are married, so the real question is....
What IS it with “The Globe?”
That’s the tabloid that is always saying that Prince Charles is going to divorce Camilla, or that the Queen is ordering Charles to divorce Camilla, or that Kate Middleton is making the Queen order Charles to divorce Camilla.
Prince William broke a tooth!
We almost missed this newsflash while watching the motorboats racing up and down the Grand Canal at George Clooney’s wedding over the weekend.
Scots said no divorce from Kate and Pippa Middleton, Carol and Bunga Bunga bartenders
Not so long ago, royalty used to traverse the globe to attend the weddings of other royals. http://royalmusingsblogspotcom.blogspot.com/2010/05/kaiser-wilhelm-ii-sees-grandson-wed.html; http://chicvintagebrides.com/index.php/chic-vintage-bride/chic-vintage-bride-empress-zita/.