Kate Middleton pregnant again, this time with a daughter?
That tabloid oracle, The Globe, reports that Kate is three months’ pregnant. Its glossier equivalent, Star, claims that Prince William is "ecstatic!" Kate, says Star, is about three months along."
Last week, Christmas week, the Daily Mail treated us to a plethora of photographs of a thoughtful-looking Prince Charles, a subdued-looking Camilla, pretty in soft blues, a very pregnant Zara Phillips, a scruffy-but dashing Prince Harry just back from the Antarctic, Princesses Beatrice in an odd-looking coat, the Queen in minki-mink, and...and....and...
Kate Middleton, supposedly due to give birth today, is on the move.
Do you think that Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, is pregnant herself, or using a surrogate?
"Let them eat cake!"
St. James’s Palace is “disappointed” that some enterprising person visiting a private beach open to the public had the gall–the gall!–to snap photographs of Kate Middleton and some balding, disheveled, disgruntled-looking man following her about in Mustique.
Where’s the bump?
Now we know who wears the pants in the Royal Family.
“How will Royal Couple react to Pregnancy Prank?” shrieked CNN on its news site.
After a year of holding her handbags protectively across her tummy, making numerous official toasts by drinking water from wineglasses, and publicly declining peanut-laden appetizers, Kate Middleton is officially pregnant at last!