We’re back at the crime scene of the Mail Online’s article about how Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to save the Royal Family with the Middleton’s "middle class values."

Kate Middleton hasn’t flashed us her actual lady parts in a while, but almost every week she lets us know where they are.

Queen Elizabeth II is missing a Commonwealth meeting, and is sending her son and heir apparent, Charles, Prince of Wales, in her stead.

Do you think that Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, is pregnant herself, or using a surrogate?

"Let them eat cake!"

“You can’t ever be too rich or too thin,” said the late Duchess of Windsor, way back in the 1940s and 50s after her much-loved third husband, King Edward VIII abdicated to marry her and became the Duke of Windsor.

St. James’s Palace is “disappointed” that some enterprising person visiting a private beach open to the public had the gall–the gall!–to snap photographs of Kate Middleton and some balding, disheveled, disgruntled-looking man following her about in Mustique.

Where’s the bump?

Kate Middleton is no Princess Diana.

The powers that protect the image of Kate Middleton are in overdrive.