What’s the first thing a woman does when she discovers she’s pregnant?
Why, pop down to the village pub for a little drinkie-poo, of course!
Kate and Wills were no-shows at the royal Ascot races.
And again, and again, and again.
Is Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, pregnant with twin girls?
Where was Kate?
Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, was a no-show at her husband’s glamorous Royal Marsden Charity dinner for cancer research, hosted by Ralph Lauren and his glamorous wife, Ricky.
Why? What’s the deal?
What’s in Australia’s water?
Or in New Zealand’s water?
by Sarah Whalen
Oh, have Prince William, Kate Middleton and Baby Boy George left yet?
Do wake me up after they’ve safely crossed the International Date line or whatever.
A forlorn window, newly painted a drab, dull white, with drab, dull curtains at the side, is full of ghosts.
The Maori King does not care that Kate Middleton and Prince William danced around last week in a London nightclub called "Bunga Bunga."
When you have as much mana, otherwise known as "sex energy," as the Maori King, who needs "Bunga Bunga?"
Besides, "Bunga Bunga" is an Australian thing– supposedly the Aborigines’ name for a place in eastern Australia by a lake. Or it might relate to the Bundjalung peoples who controlled the Australian northern coastal areas.
I mean, "Bundja Bundja" sure sounds like "Bunga Bunga," doesn’t it?
Prince William traipsed the red carpet at the February 17, 2014 BAFTA awards in a crisp tuxedo, doling out royal waves and fist bumps, rapping with rappers and chatting up the female fans pressed against the metal barriers, flashing a strange kind of smile best described on a man as "fey."
The photos of Kate Middleton getting off the plane in Mustique with Baby George are out there, but finding them is a bit of a challenge.
The word is that Kate Middleton will NOT be suing the paparazzi who took them.