Has Kate Middleton gone all dotty?
What IS it with “The Globe?”
That’s the tabloid that is always saying that Prince Charles is going to divorce Camilla, or that the Queen is ordering Charles to divorce Camilla, or that Kate Middleton is making the Queen order Charles to divorce Camilla.
Is Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, pregnant with twin girls?
Where was Willie?
Just like the kiddie game, "Where’s Waldo?," this past Christmas 2013, you’d have to really peer hard at the photographs of the "Royals-R-Us" bunch who gathered at Queen Elizabeth’s digs in Sandringham to find Willie.
Kate Middleton, supposedly due to give birth today, is on the move.
The British are getting tired and fed-up with the ever-maneuvering Middletons, especially with Mamma Carole Middleton, who is now trumpeted by none other than "Tattler Magazine" (a very upper-crust fusion of Vogue and The Enquirer) as being the new "power behind the throne," due mostly to her insistence upon controlling William and Kate, and now getting her talons into the new royal baby.
Quick, quick, hurry, hurry!
Duh, duh, duh!
Kate Middleton’s new portrait has just been unveiled in London.
Stop the presses!