We’re back at the crime scene of the Mail Online’s article about how Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to save the Royal Family with the Middleton’s "middle class values."

The British are getting tired and fed-up with the ever-maneuvering Middletons, especially with Mamma Carole Middleton, who is now trumpeted by none other than "Tattler Magazine" (a very upper-crust fusion of Vogue and The Enquirer) as being the new "power behind the throne," due mostly to her insistence upon controlling William and Kate, and now getting her talons into the new royal baby.

Where will Kate Middleton and Prince William’s baby be born?

It’s a mystery.

Kate Middleton and her ubiquitous mother, Carole, were spotted shopping in South Kensington last week.

It’s time to free Valerie!

Do you think that Kate Middleton, wife of Prince William, is pregnant herself, or using a surrogate?

They are laying low.

Yes. Call it a "tour of Scotland" if you like, but Prince William and Kate Middleton literally disappeared from London just before Easter, and then popped up quite unexpectedly in Scotland with Prince Charles on what some London newspapers called "a tour."

 I called him "Purple Shirt Man" until a few days ago.

Look at the moving white coat, the stick-thin legs encased in black tights, and a shank of brown hair. Why, its...Kate Middleton. And she’s...

What’s the deal with Kate Middleton’s stiletto heels?