Didn’t your grandma used to say, "If you can’t say anything nice about someone, don’t say anything at all?"
But if you are Prince Charles, and you can’t say anything nice about Kate Middleton, you talk about scouting.
Last night, a blinding bolt of light streaked across the island nation of Sri Lanka.
The Bishop wore bling!
Or, as the rappers say, he wore a "Jesus piece."
Is Kate Middleton "yummy?"
And by "yummy," we mean that photos and videos of the road to Kate Middleton’s crotch made it into international television last week as she hit shot after volleyball shot at a so-called charity sports event.
Last week in the United Kingdom, the Royals’ restless subjects were calling Pippa Middleton "Orangina."
What can you say about those Facebook pics of Princess Beatrice that are now zooming around the internet?
Baby pics are all over the place!
They just aren’t pics of Kate Middleton’s and Prince William’s infant son, Prince George.
Is Pippa Middleton now Vanity Fair magazine’s secret "royal source?"
At least, I am trying to make a little trumpet sound. Yes! Because the newest royal baby, Prince George Alexander Louis of Bucklebury, has finally appeared.
The British are getting tired and fed-up with the ever-maneuvering Middletons, especially with Mamma Carole Middleton, who is now trumpeted by none other than "Tattler Magazine" (a very upper-crust fusion of Vogue and The Enquirer) as being the new "power behind the throne," due mostly to her insistence upon controlling William and Kate, and now getting her talons into the new royal baby.