Empty and cold.
The “Music Times” claims that Kate Middleton and Prince William had a tiff or a spat or a row or something, and so skipped attending Carol Middleton’s big 60th birthday blowout on the recent “en mass” family vacation in Mustique. http://www.musictimes.com/articles/28613/20150216/pregnant-kate-middleton-skipped-mother-60th-birthday-party-rumors-rift.htm.
Yes, yes, the Duchess of Cambridge has a nice, new blue coat, and yes, she looks "amazing" in it.
I mean, as far as "amazing" goes. She does look "nice." It’s usually nice to have a nice, new coat.http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kate-middleton-duchess-looks-radiant-5003630.
But does she look pregnant?
Kate Middleton has no bump, and lots of frump.
She and hubby Prince William shook a lot of hands at the Royal Variety Performance show over the weekend in London, where it appears that Kate may have actually moved back into Prince William’s Kensington Palace apartment. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/harry-styles-congratulates-kate-middleton-4625323.
Just call her “Frownie Face!”
Or maybe, “The Duchess of Frownie Face.”
Her hubby is the essence of the “The Duke of Grim.”
Now it all makes sense.
All the newspapers shooting hundreds of pics of Pippa Middleton.
We know where his wife, Kate Middleton, is. She’s back in Bucklebury with Ma and Pa Middleton, the Italian nanny, and Baby Boy Prince George.
Don’t get me wrong.
I love The Daily Mail.
I read it...daily!
Just when that “close Royal source” tells us that Kate Middleton is still in the throes of that disabling, diabolical pregnancy vomiting disease, Hyperemesis gravidarum....
Are Prince William and Kate Middleton breaking up?
Oh, wait a sec, right, they are married, so the real question is....