Kate Middleton has no bump, and lots of frump.
She and hubby Prince William shook a lot of hands at the Royal Variety Performance show over the weekend in London, where it appears that Kate may have actually moved back into Prince William’s Kensington Palace apartment. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/harry-styles-congratulates-kate-middleton-4625323.
Just call her “Frownie Face!”
Or maybe, “The Duchess of Frownie Face.”
Her hubby is the essence of the “The Duke of Grim.”
Now it all makes sense.
All the newspapers shooting hundreds of pics of Pippa Middleton.
We know where his wife, Kate Middleton, is. She’s back in Bucklebury with Ma and Pa Middleton, the Italian nanny, and Baby Boy Prince George.
What a difference a day makes!
Kate Middleton tan mustique vacation William birth truthers
Kate Middleton’s Birth Truthers on weird tangent over EasyJet, skin color
It’s the smallest things that can make the news soooooooo interesting.
Don’t get me wrong.
I love The Daily Mail.
I read it...daily!
The British newspapers are getting braver.
Just when that “close Royal source” tells us that Kate Middleton is still in the throes of that disabling, diabolical pregnancy vomiting disease, Hyperemesis gravidarum....
Did Prince William buy Kate Middleton a sexy royal present recently?
That gossipy blog, Celebrity Dirty Laundry, says that the Cambridges were fighting. Then, Kate moved back in with her parents. Then, William and Kate reconciled.
Doesn’t that rate a nice present?