Here is a Google keyword search we did today on a few select politicians to ascertain the number of searches done on them per month.

What this means is 823,000 average monthly searches were done on Hillary Clinton.  Rand Paul followed with 246,000.  David Vitter only received 6,600.  Bobby Jindal? Ten times that of David Vitter, at 60,500.  However, for those wanting to buy the key words for the respective politicians names, the highest suggested bid goes to Governor Jindal at $3.29.

Why?

Jindal gets the Irish up

If you think that the gay marriage Bobby Jindal controversy isn’t getting one’s Irish up, here is the latest report from Borowitz:

BATON ROUGE (The Borowitz Report) – In the aftermath of Irish voters legalizing gay marriage, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has used his emergency powers to ban all Irish products from the state.

The sweeping trade sanctions will prevent popular Irish products, such as Jameson whiskey and Guinness Extra Stout, from being sold in Louisiana.

Jindal explained that breaking off trade with Ireland was necessary to protect the sanctity of marriage in Louisiana.

“Every time someone takes a sip of Guinness, a part of straight marriage dies,” he said.

(For those wondering, YES, this is satire!!)

TWEET TWEAKS

Senate analyst says House didn't add $$$ to education testing budget. Supt. White has said Jindal proposed cuts would harm testing. #lalege

— Melinda Deslatte (@MelindaDeslatte) May 25, 2015

The House version of the budget includes $123.5M that's contingent on the Senate raising more revenue #lalege

— Jan Moller (@jmollerLBP) May 25, 2015

House included additional reductions in agencies to fully fund HB1 totaling almost $20 million in additional reductions. #lalege

— Alexandria Burris (@AllyBurris) May 25, 2015

@BobbyJindal yes like my gay partner who died in Iraq in 2006 in the Marines. Shame on u Jindal.

— James swift (@jamswft) May 25, 2015